Tuesday, July 22, 2008

ahhh.....yes every guy's dreammmmm

I swear to God...I'm not trying to show off..neither do I want some guy taking off his pants to shag to this story..that happened to me yesterday....and its true...i wanna tell this short story so that every guy knows there is hope.... :P...;)
first lemme tell you a thing or two about myself....first off....i rate myself a 7.5/10 looks wise....and when i work out and stuff....(which i have started again)....i can go to a max of 8/10.
So..there is this girl...and i kinda fancied her....i mean she doesn't look smoking or something...but ya she is cool...and cute....so anyway she comes to my room...and we just talk....she LOVES my blanket...so she is sleeping in it...and i move from my chair to the bed to lie next to her...(OH YES...BY THIS TIME I HAVE ALREADY STARTED THINKING WITH MY DICK)....and we are spooning.....after about 15 mins of talking i give her a peck on the lips...and she moves back..she is not taken aback...but she dint wanna kiss me...i asked her if i cud kiss her...and she nodded a no...we get back to talking and after 5 mins...we start kissing....and u know.....the rest..;)
and here is the best part......after that ...i ask...so this is not gonna affect our friendship rite???? and she is like no.....AHHHHH...finally a friend with benefits...or more informally fuck buddy....this is like the first fucking time it ever happened to me...i mean i just want to say to all the guys out there...you don't have to have look too good to have a nice fling........i mean looks will definitely help but yeah...if u can give her assurance that you can be trusted..oh boy ......you are done.....
only downside is this happened after a year i knew her.....but i kinda don't see this as a down side.. cuz she is a close friend we both don't want a relationship...and u know we just wanna have fun......
take it from me....or precisely a guy who doesn't look all that great....confidence....and little bit of you being funny takes you a long way....;)
ADIOS AMIGOS.......

Saturday, July 19, 2008

How to get rid of RUNDLL: Error loading *specified* dll file, the specified module could not be found.

Hi there...do any of you have this problem at start up saying
RUNDLL
Error Loading "specified" dll file

The Specified module could not be found.

Well I found a darn easy solution for this:

First search for the file on google..if u cant find it ..its some trojan file....so do the next step..but if u do find it ...then download that dll file from dll-files.com...but if u dont as i said...

Go to this site:
-->
vundofix.atribune.org/
--> and run the programme as they told in the site..:)...easy...
Once you reboot you wont find it..

Alternatively you can try the method specified at this site....(it worked for my friend):

http://www.squidoo.com/rundllerror

AND here is the best part...if u have used vundofix u can crosscheck it with the method at squidoo.com...u will notice u wont find
WildTangent CDA file to delete.....
...so long..

Changing laptop ram cards and upgrading them....

Alrighty then...i just upgrade my ram on my laptop from 512 mb ram to 2 gb ram....very easy process than i thought...its even easier than doin it on pc i think...less wires..less hassle...
well here are the steps....
1)Get your manual for your laptop and figure out where u might find ur ram slot. If u cant find your manual. You can find it on the web.
2)You need to know which RAM you have: DDR2 or DDR1...in order to do that once you have opened your laptop you can read it on the card or go to this website : http://www.computerlaptopmemory.com/-->
3)Place your laptop on a clean table and remove battery.
4)Unscrew the part of your laptop where the ram slots are located.
5)It should look somthing like this:

6)Ok push the releasing pins outwards and you will hear a click noise. Remove the old memory card out. Throw it or sell it.
7)Remove your new ram cards. Place the first one on the bottom slot and then the other on the top slot.Make sure you hear a click sound, so that you know its locked safely..
These are my 2 new 1gb ram (each) cards.

8)Now place the cover back on laptop and screw it up. Place your battery in....and you are done.
I suggest for laptop kingston memory cards are good and so are samsung...
DISCLAIMER: THIS METHOD WORKED FOR ME...IF IT BLOWS YOUR COMPUTER DONT COME SUING MY ASS.....:p...
till my next post...take care guys.....

Why Did I start blogging......



I am currently a student at an university...and like most students I have a job at a restaurant as a kitchen hand...its quite easy and the staff is very friendly....well i have been working there since March 4th,2008.
I was working on a shift yesterday and while I was cutting mutton, the top part of my left thumb nail got chipped off along with some skin...and the damn thing wouldnt stop bleeding for almost 2 hours...I had my aunt(family friend) pick me up and she plastered it tight...now well it has stopped...
Now this brings me to why I started blogging now....I CUT MY FINGER..THAT'S WHY...well I have so many random ideas running through my mind..and i am very tech-savvy...so i just thought of posting general solutions to the most random problems i face in my everyday life...like from upgrading my iphone 1G phone from firmware 1.1.4 to 2.0 to how to fix a bleeding finger to my obsession with a woman's breasts.....:P(like no man is obsessed with it).
Now coming to fix my bleeding finger.(NOTE: I AM NO DOCTOR,THIS IS HOW I FIXED MY FINGER, SO I SUGGEST YOU FIRST ASK A DOC)..firstly I had to immediately wash it with some antiseptic....and mind you this cut I got was very shallow....so lot of capillaries were exposed..and blood was oozing out..I took a cotton gauge piece & applied Savlon antiseptic cream(my aunt was doing this for me as I was holding my finger tightly to temporarily stop bleeding) on it..placed it on my finger..(it has a soothing effect)..my aunt took a medical tape and wound it tightly around my finger..it PAINS...but it did stop bleeding....i posted a picture above
if its a minor cut a band aid would do....
tomorrow I will be upgrading my acer laptop ram from 512 mb ram to 2 gb ram....so i will post how i did that too....
i hope whoever reads this stuff i write find it in someway useful or at least a tiny bit amusing...:)